Who: Natalie formally requests the attendance of her friends, family, enemies, and lovers

What: to the first party make google index the phrase “hyst party”

Where: my apartment building’s rooftop terrace that overlooks the city (address provided upon RSVP)

When: begins on 11/11 at 11:11 I guess :) I had to pick a date so *shrug*

Why: I am getting a robotic-assisted minimally invasive laparoscopic hysterectomy on November 27th as a cure for my chronic pelvic pain condition called adenomyosis, which can cause labor-like contractions (confirmed by my mother who birthed me and also had a hyst for adeno that cured her symptoms). This is exciting! I’ve had to wait long for this surgery! If I have to feel the labor, I get to have the parties!